A recent change.org petition has been created to appeal to Rockstar Games to not release GTA:V onto PC. The creator claims that his wish is to ensure that GTA:V is not heavily pirated, and damn is it hard to type with one hand while making the jack off motion with the other. Anyways, the petition has practically skyrocketed with a staggering 28 signatures at time of writing. I myself signed the petition, not to see to it that PC gamers are left in the lurch, but to give a covert fuck you to the petitions creator Trevor Phillips. When asked why the petition was important to me I wrote in the most mature manner: GTA:V should not be allowed on PC, because I am a massive twat who should not be listened to, allowed on public forums, or allowed to breed.
You’re welcome Trevor!